B.C. Lions quarterback Nathan Rourke named CFL top offensive performer for June
The B.C. Lions currently have the number one offence in the league and Rourke’s stellar play has been a driving factor for the team.
Newsom Vacations In State CA Banned From State-Funded Travel, Hasn’t Said Who Paid For His Security
California Democrat Governor Gavin Newsom, famed for eating out at the French Laundry while his state was shut down during the COVID pandemic, visited Montana — which California has banned from state-funded travel — and…
Brad Pitt: I’m Not Rude, I Suspect I Have Face Blindness
Brad Pitt thinks he has prosopagnosia. Don’t worry, the 58-year-old is in no danger of dying any time soon (at least no more danger than any one of us). He just can’t recognize faces. Here’s…
SCOTUS, Pro-Lifers Coming For Your Kidneys Next, Warns Jon Stewart
Having turned the regulation of abortion back over to the states, the pro-life majority on the U.S. Supreme Court is coming for your kidneys next, according to Jon Stewart. The Comedy Central host-turned-podcaster made the legal…
BREAKING: Highland Park Mass Shooting Suspect Confesses To Firing More Than 80 Shots At Parade Attendees, Prosecutors Say
The 21-year-old suspected of killing seven people and injuring dozens more over the weekend during Highland Park, Illinois’ July 4 parade has allegedly confessed, prosecutors say. The suspect, who is not being named per Daily…
Vancouver mayor wants to extend renter protection rules citywide
Vancouver Mayor Kennedy Stewart will look to extend renter protections like those in the Broadway Plan to the entire city.
NASA’s Plan To Launch Samples From Mars Back To Earth
NASA continues to work on an innovative project that will be the first to launch a rocket from the surface of another planet to send samples back to Earth from Mars. The unique endeavor includes…
Reps. Reveal What Caused Star Musician To Collapse Onstage
Representatives for music legend Carlos Santana revealed Wednesday that the performer was suffering from heat exhaustion and dehydration, which caused him to collapse onstage during his show in Clarkston, Michigan. The guitar legend was in…
‘Scar-Mangled Banner’: Biden’s Inaugural Poet Rewrites National Anthem For July 4
Amanda Gorman, who read a poem at President Joe Biden’s inauguration and was feted as the first person to be named National Youth Poet Laureate in 2017, decided to rewrite the words of the national…
Woke Coffee Shop Closes Down After Insane Demands From Even-More-Woke Employees
A coffee shop in Philadelphia known for its LGBTQ brand identity closed its doors after employees revolted against the owners and demanded that they “redistribute” the company. Mina’s World, located in the neighborhood of West…