NASA’s Plan To Launch Samples From Mars Back To Earth
NASA continues to work on an innovative project that will be the first to launch a rocket from the surface of another planet to send samples back to Earth from Mars. The unique endeavor includes…
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Reps. Reveal What Caused Star Musician To Collapse Onstage
Representatives for music legend Carlos Santana revealed Wednesday that the performer was suffering from heat exhaustion and dehydration, which caused him to collapse onstage during his show in Clarkston, Michigan. The guitar legend was in…
‘Scar-Mangled Banner’: Biden’s Inaugural Poet Rewrites National Anthem For July 4
Amanda Gorman, who read a poem at President Joe Biden’s inauguration and was feted as the first person to be named National Youth Poet Laureate in 2017, decided to rewrite the words of the national…
Woke Coffee Shop Closes Down After Insane Demands From Even-More-Woke Employees
A coffee shop in Philadelphia known for its LGBTQ brand identity closed its doors after employees revolted against the owners and demanded that they “redistribute” the company. Mina’s World, located in the neighborhood of West…
Babylon Bee Banned From Chinese-Owned TikTok
Conservative Christian satire site The Babylon Bee has been banned from the Chinese-owned social platform TikTok. The Babylon Bee’s social media manager posted a screenshot showing that the account had been banned, noting that it…
Florida Town Faces Quarantine As Giant African Land Snails Invade
Pasco County, Florida, is under an agricultural quarantine following the discovery of invasive giant African land snails in the Port Richey area. Known as one of the most dangerous snails in the world, it feeds…
Leftist Vandals Escalate War On Art, Gluing Themselves To Another Masterpiece
Far-left kooks continued their war on masterpieces Tuesday, with a group of climate-change activists gluing their hands to a copy of Leonardo da Vinci’s “The Last Supper” at a museum in London. The shocking incident,…
Death Row Or Wanted For Murder: The Cursed Lives Of Hunter Biden’s Associates
Hunter Biden, after years of shady international business deals, cocaine addiction, and sex benders, now finds himself the son of a U.S. president, living in a hilltop Malibu mansion, and selling his paintings for up…
Biden Acknowledges U.S. Is Struggling As His Poll Numbers Plummet: ‘This Country Is Moving Backward’
Democrat President Joe Biden acknowledged during remarks this week that the U.S. was struggling as his poll numbers continue to plummet and the overwhelming majority of the country, including the vast majority of Democrats, now…
Why We Can’t Have A Nice Independence Day
On July 3, 1776, shortly after the approval of the Declaration of Independence by the Second Continental Congress, John Adams wrote to his wife Abigail. “I am well aware of the Toil and Blood and…