Former Twitter CEO Parag Agrawal arrested for child porn

Parag Agrawal, the former CEO of Twitter, has been arrested for possession of child pornography after a tip off from Elon Musk.

The executive was arrested at his home in California by the FBI. His lawyer has stated to the Vancouver Times that he plans on pleading not guilty. He is expected to be released on bail.

The executive not only collected child abuse material off of Twitter and other social media platforms, he turned a blind eye to users that shared the same material on the social media platform.

Twitter was a haven for child porn until Elon Musk took over.

Musk stated to the Vancouver Times that even more arrests are expected in the future. The billionaire has repeatedly stated that tackling child porn is Twitter’s #1 priority.

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40 thoughts on “Former Twitter CEO Parag Agrawal arrested for child porn

  1. Julio Carrasquillo December 24, 2022 at 1:14 pm

    Good for Musk to expose these creeps for who they are.

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    1. Sibyl Lyons December 26, 2022 at 2:59 pm

      It is one of the oldest jobs and as far as the 70’s it was about who you know and a lot of rich kids were having parties on boats rented apartments or hotel rooms

      Reply
  2. Larry December 24, 2022 at 3:49 pm

    Now. If only Elon would stop censoring for the putrid adl.

    Reply
  3. Richard Teskey December 24, 2022 at 5:36 pm

    Democrats, the Party of Child Molesters, Groomers, Gang Members, Illegal Aliens, Felons, Deviants and Nutjobs.

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    1. Earl Pitts _ Amarican December 26, 2022 at 7:17 pm

      They are also the party of the Professional Management Class. (PMC) These are “Wokesters” who are destroying this country. They include everybody between middle management all the way up to the CEO.

      Reply
    2. Bill December 26, 2022 at 7:47 pm

      Where’s the proof? Too many accusations – zero evidence seems to be the philosophy these days..

      Reply
    3. Oopsy Daisy December 27, 2022 at 10:35 pm

      More people are now realizing this. It was so obvious to many but others either chose to look the other way, wore blinders or are part of this perversion.

      Reply
  4. Texican74 December 24, 2022 at 8:02 pm

    1. Twitter was a haven for child porn until Elon Musk took over.

    2. Twitter was a haven for Hollywood and [ DS ] and the FBI and Liberals.

    Therefore:
    Everyone in Hollywood and [ DS ] and the FBI and Liberals are child pornographers.

    Reply
  5. Dum Fuk December 24, 2022 at 8:14 pm

    None of this happened.

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    1. Neva Ramsey December 26, 2022 at 2:26 pm

      Haha it’s a good thing they call you Dum Fuc cause that’s what you are

      Reply
  6. Antinazi December 24, 2022 at 10:51 pm

    Free speech lying pussies have to screen comments first, in case they don’t correspond with your fascist ideology. I know where you live. Watch yourself.

    Reply
  7. Rick Morrow December 25, 2022 at 12:31 am

    The disusting pervert.

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  8. Christopher Kidwell December 25, 2022 at 1:06 am

    Somehow I am skeptical of this.
    Elon Musk tipped them off, when these two have had a public feud?
    Yeah… not going to take that evidence as reputable.

    Reply
  9. Donald Task December 25, 2022 at 2:03 am

    So the FBI embedded in Twitter and were pining over every post, but some how managed to miss all of this?

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    1. Earl Pitts _ Amarican December 26, 2022 at 7:20 pm

      Being a part of the Biden Admin. I don’t find it hard to believe that the FBI missed it. Yeah right!!!

      Reply
  10. Winston December 25, 2022 at 2:57 am

    You know this is a satirical publication right? None of these stories are real. Let me guess, 1.3 GPA…

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    1. Michael December 26, 2022 at 4:49 pm

      It is a disgusting attempt at satire. Thing is, most people, like myself, do not find anything remotely entertaining about child photography and abuse.

      It simply is not a laughing matter.

      Reply
  11. David Musiker December 25, 2022 at 8:40 am

    Coming from Trash World, head of Trash.

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  12. John December 25, 2022 at 9:36 am

    Evil.
    When the repeated attempts to collect and disseminate child abuse pictures are so obvious that anyone at Twitter should have noticed it makes me wonder just how many people at Twitter are as evil?

    Reply
  13. ranitadisturbio December 25, 2022 at 11:39 am

    españabola crack

    Reply
  14. Matt [in Middletown] December 25, 2022 at 11:48 am

    They arrested Epstein, even had evidence tags on hard drives full of CP which they handed back to him.
    If they arrested Parag, same thing will happen.
    He’ll be released and his wares returned to him.
    No confidence in the Feeb

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  15. Laslo Hollifeld December 25, 2022 at 2:10 pm

    Hoping he goes to prison for at least one date. If he does, inmates will make sure justice is served. They don’t tolerate crimes against children. He has a high probability of being ‘Epsteined’

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  16. Tekena Mason December 25, 2022 at 2:22 pm

    This is really serious. Twitter CEO!

    Reply
  17. Chicagoroll December 25, 2022 at 2:45 pm

    Bingo! I am glad he got arrested. Elon Musk did the right thing regardless of small minded people bashing him for it.
    Continue the good work, Elon.

    Reply
  18. GARY JOHNSON December 25, 2022 at 3:05 pm

    After a quick and speedy trial convicted pedophiles deserve a quick and speedy [removed] (with [removed]) and then posted on Twitter.

    Reply
  19. Debbie December 25, 2022 at 4:31 pm

    Well, Nancy has always said “it’s for the children” It’s no wonder they are attempting to normalize sex with children.
    President Trumps first executive order was to stomp out sex trafficking of our children. It’s awful what they do to these precious gifts from God.

    Reply
  20. HenryThePatriot December 25, 2022 at 5:13 pm

    if this is bs you need to be thrown in jail. if this is real then it makes xmas even better

    Reply
  21. Mike Nunes December 25, 2022 at 9:49 pm

    Hey glowies!

    Isn’t Operation Mockingbird completed to your satisfaction yet?

    Reply
  22. curtis dickinson December 25, 2022 at 10:04 pm

    both of this Indian’s hands stink! Throw him in jail for a lifetime inside the jails in his filthy mother
    India.

    Reply
  23. Larry December 25, 2022 at 11:01 pm

    I hate to agree with you, but I do

    Reply
  24. Sherlock December 25, 2022 at 11:52 pm

    Just like all the other globalist cabal demons, Hobbs,Clinton and the rest. They will continue to skate for their heinous & perverted crimes against humanity!

    Reply
  25. MAR100-Nevada December 26, 2022 at 12:26 am

    Child porn in a company awash with former FBI Agents, Lawyers and other former intelligence officers. Hard to believe no one else noticed.

    Reply
  26. Chino December 26, 2022 at 1:13 am

    Wait, I’m confused. What do they mean by “satire article”?

    Reply
  27. JT December 26, 2022 at 5:10 am

    Things like this make it hard for anyone to actually believe things that happen. This is a real problem with very real consequences. There is nothing worse in this world than a person who gets off on preying upon innocent kids. NOTHING.

    Reply
  28. ray December 26, 2022 at 10:58 am

    so let me get this right they have taken or oil away ,gas , fertilizer / food killed our economy all for saving the planet. okay ill bite. go green. mean while they pump arms an missle into uk blow up russias pipe line say they don it all on a chance ww3 armageddon hangs over us which if happens destroys the planet an human race which they claim to saving. hmmmmm. i smell it. when will america smell it? oh shit they think men can have babies were screwd

    Reply
  29. Chaukeedaar December 28, 2022 at 8:43 am

    Satire with child pornography – shame on you, Jason Pires

    Reply
  30. Malgudi January 28, 2023 at 9:29 pm

    Lot racist scum bags

    Reply

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